Deficit And Violence Reduction

First, I must make clear the fact I respect everyones' right to believe in that which they choose to, including religion. I respect those that attend church regularly, and who teach their children to do the same.

Having made that clear, and at the risk of jepardizing my election chances, I must and will, throughout this campaign allow my feelings and beliefs to be known. I think every candidate should. I have made it clear in my Platform that I will restore some credibility abroad for our beloved country. I also intend stuffing my check book, and allowing my staff to do the same, all the while reducing the outlandish deficit. It is this kind of honesty I bring to government.

Now, why do I feel I might alienate some voters? Because I have made a study of wars, including the one I was involved in. I cannot think of any war that was not fostered by hate-- and what happens when hate is taught and allowed to exist, WAR!! Think about it and if you can name a war not started by religious hate, please, correct me.

OK you guessed it. I plan on trying to merge all religions into one when elected. The result, no more hate-- nor more wars. No more need for nuclear weapons or Army's or cannons or Guns.

Tell me if you believe me to be right on target. All I need now is a name for our mutual religion,
how about AMERICANS?

aL HOFFMAN
Your next President